I need a cookie. Anyone have a chocolate chip cookie they are willing to part with? It's for the good of the nation, trust me. There is plenty of evidence to prove that a Cranky Cay is not what you want. Or a sad one. You know the saying "cry me a river"? Well, let's just say the Mississippi has nothing on me! So, hand over the cookie and no one gets hurt. For now anyway. But, if you truly want to stay safe, keep an arsonal of cookies available. And when you see the tick in my lip as the beast begins to take over, start chucking them in my direction and RUN! Because there is no telling what will happen if you stick around: you'll either lose a limb or end up drowning in the puddle of tears.

Anyone have a chocolate chip cookie?